You probably clicked this page to figure out who the heck is behind all these words that (apparently) sell like crazy. Fair enough. Let’s get into it.

I didn’t start out as “the #1 copywriter in the game.” Nope. My first sales pitch was convincing my grandma that my lemonade stand deserved a $5 tip… even though the lemonade was lukewarm and had way too much sugar. (She tipped anyway. Proof that good copy beats bad product every time.)

From there, I sharpened my words on everything I could get my hands on—school flyers, side hustles, even texts to friends that needed to sound “extra persuasive.” (Let’s just say I could talk anybody into ordering the large pizza.)

Fast forward a few years, and I realized that words aren’t just words. They’re salespeople. They’re trust-builders. They’re brand-makers.

I started working with businesses that wanted results, not just pretty paragraphs. And when their open rates doubled, their websites started converting, and their ads stopped people mid-scroll—I knew I had found my lane.

Now, let’s be real. Do I actually think I’m the best copywriter in the nation? Honestly, yeah. (Would you hire someone who says, “I’m kind of okay at this”?)

But here’s the difference: I don’t rely on fluff, jargon, or buzzwords that make your eyes glaze over. I mix psychology, storytelling, and a touch of Chicago grit to write words that don’t just look good—they sell.

When I’m not writing, you’ll probably find me:

• Arguing that Chicago deep dish is real pizza (don’t fight me).
   
• Sneaking in one more espresso shot than necessary.
   
• Or explaining to family members, for the 500th time, what a copywriter actually does.
   

If you want copy that makes your customers laugh, think, trust, and—most importantly—buy, you’re in the right place.

Now let’s make your words work harder than you do.